Chashme Baddoor (2013) मूवी के फेमस डायलॉग

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Wife ne poocha husband se, ke sach kaho kitno ke saath soye ho? … husband bola, soya toh bus tumhare saath, baki sehkadon ke saath jaga poori raat

  • Divyendu Sharma

 

Aurat bhi kya cheez hai … kuch kaho toh mooh phula leti hai … aur kuch karo toh pet phula leti hai

  • Anupam Kher

 

Is vidya ke mandir mein … yahan vidya ki murat hai toh wahan vidya ka bhashan hai … magar afsoos is baat ka hai ki hamare paas “Dirty Picture” ki Vidya Balan nahi hai

  • Divyendu Sharma

 

Maine bhari mehfil mein sher maara … toh sherni vidhva ho gayi

  • Divyendu Sharma

 

Na suhaag hai na raat hai, phir bhi suhaagraat ka scene nazar aata hai … believe it or not, har kutte ka din aata hai

  • Divyendu Sharma

 

Hum toh ghante hai lekin woh khatre ki ghanti hai … saali China ka maal hai nah guarantee hai na warranty hai

  • Divyendu Sharma

 

Agar tum safed saree mein laal bindi lagakar aa jao … toh maa kasam ambulance lagogi

  • Divyendu Sharma

 

Pyar agar pant hai toh dosti chaddi hai … pant agar phat bhi jaye toh chaddi izzat bachati hai

  • Ali Zafar

 

Buddies you are my chaddies

  • Ali Zafar

 

Tu hi Seema ka sacha He-man hai … tune chaddi bahar nahi pehni toh kya hua … tu hi uska Superman hai

  • Divyendu Sharma

 

Aaj se main tera kambal tu meri razai … main tera Honda tu meri Hyundai … main tera langot tu meri neck tie … main tujhe salaam karta hoon bhai

  • Anupam Kher

 

Kashmir na koi le sakta hai aur Kashmir na koi de sakta hai … Kashmir mein bus teen din aur do raat ka honeymoon package ho sakta hai

  • Divyendu Sharma

 

When you cant change the girl … change the girl

  • Divyendu Sharma

 

Ibtada-e-ishq hai, rota hai kya … toilet paper hai, dhota hai kya?

  • Divyendu Sharma

 

Madhuri ki muskaan, Juhi ka jadoo, Sridevi ki shararat … aur dhaki hui Mallika Sherawat

  • Siddharth Narayan

 

When I am good I am good … when I am bad I am even better

  • Ali Zafar

 

Life mein teen cheezo ko kabhi underestimate nahi karna chahiye … love, sex aur dokha

  • Siddharth Narayan

 

Ek dost ne ek dost ko yun peeta … tann ki shakti, mann ki shakti senorita

  • Divyendu Sharma

 

Apne dil ke detergent se saare gile shikve saaf kar dijiye

  • Divyendu Sharma

 

Yeh shakal se H20 hai aur akal se H2SO4 hai

  • Anupam Kher

 

What Raniji cant … I can!

  • Ali Zafar

 

Na suhaag hai na raat hai, phir bhi suhaagraat ka scene nazar aata hai … believe it or not, har kutte ka din aata hai

  • Divyendu Sharma