3 Idiots मूवी के फेमस डायलॉग

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Baahar aa, nahi toh main tere darwaaze pe mootra visarjan karoonga

  • Unknown

 

Stann hota sabi ke paas hai … sab chupa ke rakhte hai … deta koi nai

  • Omi Vaidya

 

Dost fail ho jaye toh dukh hota hai … lekin dost first aa jaye toh zyada dukh hota hai

  • Madhavan

 

Utamamm dadh dhadhatt padham … madhyam padham thuchuk thuchuk … khanishtham thudthudiiy padham … sursuria pran ghatkam

  • Omi Vaidya

 

Peechle batees saal se inhone nirantar is college mein balatkaar pe balatkaar kiye

  • Omi Vaidya

 

Jahapanah tussi great ho … tofa kubool karo

  • Omi Vaidya

 

Badi duvidha thi, dost ko sambhalte ki dost ki maa ke aansu pochte … phir humne socha hatao yaar mattar paneer pe concentrate karo

  • Madhavan

 

Dono taange tudawa ke apne pairo pe khada hona sikha hai

  • Sharman Joshi

 

Kaise sign karon yaar … meri pen toh tu le gayi

  • Aamir Khan

 

Kiss ho nahin paati yaar … kyunki naak beech me aa jaati hai

  • Aamir Khan

 

Millimeter ab centimeter joh ban gaya hai

  • Unknown

 

No place for mootra visarjan in this country

  • Omi Vaidya

 

Global warming ke liye yahi kamina responsible hai

  • Sharman Joshi

 

Exam toh bahut hote hain, baap mostly ek hi hota hai

  • Aamir Khan

 

Main to aapko yeh padha raha tha ki … padhate kaise hain

  • Aamir Khan

 

Naag devta mera physics bacha lena … roz ek liter doodh bhijwaoonga

  • Unknown

 

Life is a race … if you dont run fast … you will be like a broken undaa

  • Aamir Khan

 

Tum gujrati log kitne cute hote hai … par tum log ka khana itna khatarnaak kyun hota hai … Dhokla Faafda Handva Thepla Khakra … aise lagta hai koi missiles hai

  • Kareena Kapoor

 

Ajeeb desh hai hamara, pizza tees minute mein pahuchne ki guarantee hai … lekin ambulance?

  • Unknown

 

Aaj Bush ne Iraq pe do dhokle gira diye

  • Kareena Kapoor

 

Paneer to beta, kuch dinno mein itti itti thailiyo mein sonaar ki dukaan pe bikega

  • Unknown

 

Meri wife ko nahi uske peeche ka bungla dekho idiots … 3.5 million!

  • Omi Vaidya

 

Bachcha kabil bano, kabil … kamyabi to sali jhak maar ke peeche bhagegi

  • Madhavan

 

All izz well … All izz well

  • Aamir Khan

 

Aap apni naukri rakh lijiye … main apna attitude rakh leta hoon

  • Sharman Joshi